santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

585

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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avolating:

there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken

To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

wauwing:

so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing

Nah

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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